Wednesday, July 19, 2006

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13 recent junk mail I have received!

1. "Wanna hook up tonight?"
--Gee I would love too, but I have other plans!
2. "Confimation Needed: Riding Lawn Mower Available"
--Just what I have *always* wanted!!! Especially living in an apartment, that riding mower will come in handy mowing the lawn I don't have!
3. "Final Notice for Home Depot Gift Card"
--hmmm I don't believe I would have gotten a Home Depot gift card for my non-existent home.
4. "321 Henley Dr."
--huh what?
5. "If you're over 30 and single, read this ad"
--well, I'm not over 30 and I'm not really single so gee, I think you sent this to the wrong person!
6. "Do you want a free laptop?"
--Sure but do I look stupid to click on the link in your email? Nope!
7. "What would you do to get out of debt?"
--probably nothing you have to say
8. "Costa Rica Land--find out more!"
--and if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you too!
9. "Earn your college degree online"
--I already have one, but gee thanks for thinking of me!
10. "Complimentary $1000 Victoria's Secret Card"
--so that's what Victoria's Secret is huh? They give away all that money in order for people to go there!
11. "Attemping to contact you--urgent"
--well if you say it's urgent, then I really won't answer you
12. "Lose 20 pounds in two days"
--after 20,000 this email MUST have the cure to lose all this darn weight I want to get rid of!
13. "Work from home and earn money"
--too late guys, I already do!!!!

I could go on forever, but I won't. I'll post tomorrow who won from last week's license plate challenge, but not many of you answered. So feel free to post a guess if you want. I haven't been up on posting this week, sorry about that. It's rude to not leave a comment so take a second and do it!
Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!


Janet ( said...

what, no enlarge your p3nis??? Sheesh!

armywife said...

i think i've gotten most of those, along with teens doing bad things and the one janet (above) received. lol.

i've also posted 13 at

Minerva Jane said...

Actually--it's true about Costa Rica. I have a friend here in NYC who bought beachfront land and a 3 bedroom house for under $100,000!

Now those ads for land in Nicaragua. Those I'd watch out for.

Cool TT!

Margaret said...

What, no Penis enhancement spams? Times have surely changed. Great list I never would have thought of that. -Margie

Mama Duck said...

Ha ha ha ha! I just delete that stuff without even reading it, but it is pretty funny.

MysteriousLady said...

LOL! Looks like my junk email!

Happy0303 said...

Who sends these things out? Do they really think people will respond to it?

Raggedy said...

This was a great idea for a 13.
Great list..hahahaa
My TT is up

dawn said... of the ones my husband still gets is from a singles group. We have called and written them, but I think they are just waiting for him to be single again...hasnt happened yet!

My list is up


Seems like my bulk mail too. If only I'd open them, who knows I'd be a millionaire or worst my computer gets a virus.
My T13 is up and hope you'll enjoy the tour.

Carmen said...

Too bad I know the 20 pounds in 2 days doesn't really work. :(

Reverberate58 said...

I have to say my spam filter must work. I never get mail like this!! Some are interesting but you are wise not to click on them!!

My T13 is up! I hope you have a terrific Thursday!

Lisa said...

hahah I was actually going to do this one next week! I don't think I could do it better than you, though. :)

Where's the license plate challenge? I couldn't find it to play?

Have a good Thursday. (You sound bummed out. Hope things are okay over there.)

Maribeth said...

I think we are on the same e-mail lists! LOL

Pink Chihuahua Princess said...

As for #11--I've noticed that whenever soemthing says "urgent" its really not.

I'll say you saw 23 state license plates.

The Tempest said...

LOL finally a good use for the spam, Thursday Thirteen fodder! :-)

My TT is up too.

Stacy said...

So glad I'm not the only one who gets all this junk!

Have a great day, mine is up too...

Keltybug said...

I loathe the spam.....Seems like we get the same.

Ardice said...

*hehehe* I've gotten some of this junk mail too.

My list is up. Have a wonderful day...

Butterfly Kisses said...

Those are funny.

Barbara said...

Great list! Don't you just love that junk mail. I just got one tonight informing me I had won a free Canon Rebel XT digital camera - yeh, right! :)

My TT is up.

Anthony said...

My favorite is the "confirm e-mail address". Don't they already have it?

Nice to know I wasn't the only one who thought Carmen's pic was in Greece!
I didn't see the Coluseum peeking out from behind the bushes.