Thanks to Nello for the banner!13 recent junk mail I have received!
1. "Wanna hook up tonight?"
--Gee I would love too, but I have other plans!
2. "Confimation Needed: Riding Lawn Mower Available"
--Just what I have *always* wanted!!! Especially living in an apartment, that riding mower will come in handy mowing the lawn I don't have!
3. "Final Notice for Home Depot Gift Card"
--hmmm I don't believe I would have gotten a Home Depot gift card for my non-existent home.
4. "321 Henley Dr."
--huh what?
5. "If you're over 30 and single, read this ad"
--well, I'm not over 30 and I'm not really single so gee, I think you sent this to the wrong person!
6. "Do you want a free laptop?"
--Sure but do I look stupid to click on the link in your email? Nope!
7. "What would you do to get out of debt?"
--probably nothing you have to say
8. "Costa Rica Land--find out more!"
--and if you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you too!
9. "Earn your college degree online"
--I already have one, but gee thanks for thinking of me!
10. "Complimentary $1000 Victoria's Secret Card"
--so that's what Victoria's Secret is huh? They give away all that money in order for people to go there!
11. "Attemping to contact you--urgent"
--well if you say it's urgent, then I really won't answer you
12. "Lose 20 pounds in two days"
--after 20,000 this email MUST have the cure to lose all this darn weight I want to get rid of!
13. "Work from home and earn money"
--too late guys, I already do!!!!
I could go on forever, but I won't. I'll post tomorrow who won from last week's license plate challenge, but not many of you answered. So feel free to post a guess if you want. I haven't been up on posting this week, sorry about that. It's rude to not leave a comment so take a second and do it!
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what, no enlarge your p3nis??? Sheesh!
ReplyDeletei think i've gotten most of those, along with teens doing bad things and the one janet (above) received. lol.
ReplyDeletei've also posted 13 at
http://blog.myspace.com/christengarland
Actually--it's true about Costa Rica. I have a friend here in NYC who bought beachfront land and a 3 bedroom house for under $100,000!
ReplyDeleteNow those ads for land in Nicaragua. Those I'd watch out for.
Cool TT!
What, no Penis enhancement spams? Times have surely changed. Great list I never would have thought of that. -Margie
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha! I just delete that stuff without even reading it, but it is pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Looks like my junk email!
ReplyDeleteThis was a great idea for a 13.
ReplyDeleteGreat list..hahahaa
My TT is up
LOL...one of the ones my husband still gets is from a singles group. We have called and written them, but I think they are just waiting for him to be single again...hasnt happened yet!
ReplyDeleteMy list is up
Seems like my bulk mail too. If only I'd open them, who knows I'd be a millionaire or worst my computer gets a virus.
ReplyDeleteMy T13 is up and hope you'll enjoy the tour.
Too bad I know the 20 pounds in 2 days doesn't really work. :(
ReplyDeletehahah I was actually going to do this one next week! I don't think I could do it better than you, though. :)
ReplyDeleteWhere's the license plate challenge? I couldn't find it to play?
Have a good Thursday. (You sound bummed out. Hope things are okay over there.)
I think we are on the same e-mail lists! LOL
ReplyDeleteAs for #11--I've noticed that whenever soemthing says "urgent" its really not.
ReplyDeleteI'll say you saw 23 state license plates.
LOL finally a good use for the spam, Thursday Thirteen fodder! :-)
ReplyDeleteMy TT is up too.
So glad I'm not the only one who gets all this junk!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day, mine is up too...
I loathe the spam.....Seems like we get the same.
ReplyDelete*hehehe* I've gotten some of this junk mail too.
ReplyDeleteMy list is up. Have a wonderful day...
Those are funny.
ReplyDeleteGreat list! Don't you just love that junk mail. I just got one tonight informing me I had won a free Canon Rebel XT digital camera - yeh, right! :)
ReplyDeleteMy TT is up.
My favorite is the "confirm e-mail address". Don't they already have it?
ReplyDeleteNice to know I wasn't the only one who thought Carmen's pic was in Greece!
I didn't see the Coluseum peeking out from behind the bushes.